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From: somebody [firstname.lastname@example.org]
Subject: 10 Things That Piss Me Off
I know this has little to do with musicians tips, but every now and then we must have some fun.
People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the %uck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?
The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy, considering that he doesn't have a dick!
People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the damn TV remote because
they refuse to walk to the TV and change it manually!
When people say? "Oh, you just want to have your cake and eat it too"? %uck off! What good is a damn piece
of cake if you can't eat it? What should I do? Eat someone else's piece of cake instead?
When people say? "It's always the last place you look"? Why the %uck would you keep looking for
it after you have already found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
When people say, while watching a movie? "Did you see that"? No dicknose I paid $12.50 to come to a theatre
and stare at the %ucking ceiling up there. What did you come here for?
People who ask? "can I ask you a question?"? Didn't really give me a choice there did ya buddy?
When something is 'new and improved' which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it.
If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it!
When a cop pulls you over and then asks you if you know how fast you were going? You should know? You're the one
that %ucking pulled me over!
Here's the 10th thing that really %ucking bugs me?
Chain letters! Who the hell thinks that by annoying other people with stupid mail with no meaning? T
hat they will grant you a wish or make your long lost love fall into your arms? I am so sure that by breaking
a stupid chain letter that the computer gods are going to curse me? What a crock of %hit! By the way, if you send
this to 10 people shit won't happen and that person you're in love with won't come crawling back.
so if you feel that this is funny go on and send it to some one else but don't expect one %ucking thing in return!
Have a nice day.